September 5, 2014
TIME FOR A HOLLYWOOD ‘BAKE! Make a reservation HERE. 

TIME FOR A HOLLYWOOD ‘BAKE! Make a reservation HERE. 

September 5, 2014
In 2009, Rickey Henderson enrolled in an Intro to Speech class at an Oakland community college to prep for his Baseball Hall of Fame induction. I talked to Rickey and his teacher, Earl Robinson (who died shortly after our interview), and wrote an essay about it for Vice Sports and The Classical. I’d be grateful if you checked it out! 

In 2009, Rickey Henderson enrolled in an Intro to Speech class at an Oakland community college to prep for his Baseball Hall of Fame induction. I talked to Rickey and his teacher, Earl Robinson (who died shortly after our interview), and wrote an essay about it for Vice Sports and The Classical. I’d be grateful if you checked it out! 

August 27, 2014
I wrote Paper Magazine’s 30th-anniversary-issue cover story on Courtney Love. Read it HERE. And happy 30th, Paper!

I wrote Paper Magazine’s 30th-anniversary-issue cover story on Courtney Love. Read it HERE. And happy 30th, Paper!

May 31, 2014
ICYMI: I had a four-hour layover in Seattle last week, so I took a tour of the brand-new Sub Pop Airport Store and wrote about it for Papermag. I did not run into Dave Grohl. 

ICYMI: I had a four-hour layover in Seattle last week, so I took a tour of the brand-new Sub Pop Airport Store and wrote about it for Papermag. I did not run into Dave Grohl

April 17, 2014
These days Bullwinkle tells millennials to Google his references.

These days Bullwinkle tells millennials to Google his references.

April 14, 2014
Bits vs. Beats

This story might be apocryphal, but I stumbled upon the origin of the word “beats” in regards to dramatic writing.

When I first took sketch classes at UCB, and the term “beat” was used to explain hitting the game of the scene, I assumed that the etymology of the word was music-based. Comedy sketches are like songs after all. The good ones are 2 to 5 minutes long. A beat, I thought, resembles the hook.

But today I was Googling “Unit of Action,” and I found several accounts claiming that the word “beat” comes from a misunderstanding. Stanislavski was giving a presentation on his acting method to a group of U.S. theatre students. To describe a unit of action in dramatic writing, he used the word “bits.” But due to his thick Russian accent, it sounded like beats.  

So the “bits” that you do at McManus are closely related to the “beats” you write in your scenes. 

February 26, 2014
I miss Jay Leno, so I made a collage of him shaking hands with Robert Smith, Stephen Malkmus, Alex Chilton and Beck. 

I miss Jay Leno, so I made a collage of him shaking hands with Robert Smith, Stephen Malkmus, Alex Chilton and Beck. 

February 26, 2014
"Get the laughs, but follow the rules," is the 1st thing I say to myself before getting out of bed every morning.

"Get the laughs, but follow the rules," is the 1st thing I say to myself before getting out of bed every morning.

February 23, 2014
I want to dedicate this post to all my teachers who said I’d never be a footnote in a Mudhoney biography.

I want to dedicate this post to all my teachers who said I’d never be a footnote in a Mudhoney biography.

February 17, 2014
I called a real estate agent today to ask about a listing, and she said, “Just come by our office. We’re located on Hillhurst, across the street from where Dumb Starbucks used to be.”
That made my day. R.I.P. Dumb Starbucks.

I called a real estate agent today to ask about a listing, and she said, “Just come by our office. We’re located on Hillhurst, across the street from where Dumb Starbucks used to be.”

That made my day. R.I.P. Dumb Starbucks.